Mel Bio
I looked into the requirements for winning a Nobel prize and, sadly, don't meet those. I've been trying to win the lottery for the past who knows how many years with no success. I entered yo-yo competitions as a kid but all I succeeded in doing was bruising my knuckles. I've tried athletics competitions and ... well, you've guessed it, came last. Team sports? Apparently all teams need someone to keep the bench warm. So I thought what the hell, let me try this. If I win, or place top three in, this I'll have some panties printed with 'Sissy Of The Year 2023 winner/second/third (as applicable)' and wear them and only them with pride until the 2024 winner is announced.
